In the 23rd century, physical albums have gone the way of the dodo.  Everything is either digital or holographic. Y'all are lucky.  You can still go to a store and get a real CD or a real vinyl record.  Hell, you can probably still buy cassettes somewhere. Digital music files are fine, but there's nothing quite like an actual copy of an album.  We're talking about one you can actually hold in your hands.  BK and Mockstar know this, so we've made a limited run (100 copies) of our new CD.  It can be yours for the low, low price of...the cost of shipping.  Yep, that's it.  Just pay the shipping, it's only like $2 per disc.  Or, if you live in the St. Louis area and want a disc, we'll meet you somewhere well-lit and crowded just in case you're insane and want to shiv us. To order, send us an email at bawarchiking@hotmail.com or djmockstar@gmail.com with the subject line "I WANT A CD".  Don't forget to tell us whether you want the censored or uncensored version.  We'll respond and tell you how to get one.